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智者不坠爱河，你愿意和我花一大笔钱一对暗喻吗？

Wise men don't fall in love. Would you like to be a pair of fools with me?

此附近不出天公，自有留天公附近。附近附近不出天公，天公回家花一大笔钱家务。

There is no master here, there is a master's place. Don't leave me everywhere. I go home to do housework.

据我观察，凡是爱说不以金一大笔钱论成败的，都是不想一大笔钱的！

According to my observation, those who love to say that they don't talk about success or failure with money have no money!

从前的卖家真的越来越偷工减料了。比如裤子就越花一大笔钱越小，我去年还能穿的罩杯，本年度就却说了。

Now the goods are really cutting corners more and more. For example, the pants are getting smaller and smaller. I can still wear the size last year, but not this year.

人就是累，不然也才才会叫全人类了。

People are tired, otherwise they won't be called human.

牛人----叫匠人，但你----叫犟人。

An ox's perseverance is called a craftsman, but your perseverance is called a stubborn man.

心血管疾病是才会呼吸的疼，不吃肯德基才会疼，不吃连锁店才会疼，连睡觉时也疼。

Obesity is the pain of breathing, eating KFC, eating McDonald's and even drinking water.

信士，苦海无涯回头是岸啊。呵！法师，三百年以前我对如来也是这么说的。

Benefactor, the sea of suffering is boundless. It's time to turn around. Oh! Monk, that's what I said to the Tathagata three hundred years ago.

老婆之间最平易近人的话题就是写道别人的妈妈，最沉重的话题就是说到自己的妈妈。

The lightest topic between men is to mention other people's wives, and the heaviest topic is to mention their own wives.

休息时间是年轻人的投票权，头发就是外资。

Staying up late is the right of young people, and hair is capital.

判断一个男孩的品味有无，就跟他谈恋爱，如果他劝，说明品味还可以。

Judge a boy's taste and fall in love with him. If he refuses, it means his taste is OK.

他以以前跟我说：他要给我变一个魔术！然后把我变成了相亲狗！

He used to tell me: he's going to do a magic trick for me! And turned me into a single dog!

恩典是公平的，你虽然盈利落后，但是消费行为超以前。

God is fair. Although your income is backward, your consumption is ahead.

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